How do some people dislike cheese?

19 annoying sayings that only people who don't eat cheese know

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CHEEEEEEEESE.

1. The saying "What, there are people who don't like cheese ?!" have you heard too often.

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What has a thumb and doesn't like cheese? I.

2. You had to ask "Are you lactose intolerant?" Answer 47,924 times in your life.

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No. I just don't like cheese.

3. And every time you order a pizza, you must always state "WITHOUT CHEESE".

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In capital letters. Or you can call again right away. Or just take pizza bread.

4. Then there is always the shocked question: "You don't even eat cheese on the pizza ???"

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Nope.

5. And yet everyone throws at you in horror: "It doesn't taste good!"

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6. Thank you for asking, but it tastes delicious!

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Pizza without cheese = ZE BEST. No sticky mass that obscures the taste of all the other delicious ingredients.

7. "But cheese is THE BEST." you can no longer hear either.

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Is not it. Point.

8. "But you're already putting parmesan on your pasta, aren't you?"

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9. "But lasagna is so delicious!"

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10. "And Käsespätzle? Feta? Mozzarella, right?"

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

11. Even if you say no to everything, you will still be asked regularly whether you would like to try it.

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GO AWAY WITH YOUR FORK.

12. The nightmare: When you realize too late that there is cheese in your food.

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Even though you asked the waiter / vendor / your friends three times.

13. Even worse: when you have to pass a cheese counter.

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Much worse: cheese shops!

14. The advantage: Your fast food option usually has fewer calories than that of your cheese-dependent friends.

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Not that you care, but you love to emphasize it.

15. Because your friends often make fun of you because of your dislike.

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"Let's make cheese fondue for New Year's Eve."

HA.

HA.

HA.

16. But since you still eat cream cheese, you always have to justify yourself.

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Cream cheese ≠ cheese.

17. That's why you can't hear the stupid "Then you won't eat cheesecake" joke either.

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Yes. Very funny. Bring the cake now!

18. But you still just continue to live a happy, cheese-free life.

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CHEEEEEEESE.

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